What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

What is the best way to get over your ex?

Me : No

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Artists get better with age, e.g., painting. Yet when it comes to pop music, the famous work tends to be written when musicians are in their twenties. So, why aren't Bob Dylan or the Stones banging out amazing tunes now?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Sure.

How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?

He : Tea ?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Hey girls can we see some anal play?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : I'm 24.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Why does it smell so bad? I noticed that when I move around my vagina has a stench. It’s usually a wet liquid, almost like pee. There’re little to no discharge and it doesn’t hurt or itch.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : Thank you.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Are you afraid of being alone?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : I don't drink

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : So, are you seeing someone?